Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Ok, I finally get to tell the story. I'm using Jeff's laptop AGAIN.

This past Saturday I was headed to my sister in laws house, she lives about an hour and a half south of me. I got the kids loaded, presents in the car, my queso dip ready ...blah blah blah.

{let me first preface this by saying that we were going for my nephew and baby M's first b-day party and I was cooking the queso dip in my crockpot b/c I have outlets in my Toyota Sienna van}


With that all said.... I am feeling pretty good about myself, I had great music playing, good conversations with my kids, I could smell the queso cooking, so on and so forth. About 45 min. of great driving and queso smelling and good song singin...here he comes, A DANG highway patrolman. I didn't even know I was speeding, so when he came to the window I asked why he pulled me over. "Well, mam you were going 60 in a 45 mph zone." He went back to his car and was there for quite some time. In the meantime I called my friend, another hwy. patrolman and we talked for a while and he stayed on the phone with me until ol' dude came back. Long story short I offered the ol' dude some nachos and he let me go. (ok, no nachos ...I did get a little ticket and was on my way). Get to the party, it went well.........drive back home several hours later and I run over a poor cat, I shed some tears and went on home.
Now, let me just tell you that I was going to add lots lots more to the story, but I've been waiting to tell the story for 2 days now and I just aint got the creative juices flowing.
Another thing: My freakin sister is sitting here with me right now making fun of my every word and my durn husband told me earlier to grow up. I think he might have a corn cob stuck up ....ya know. sometimes when i get w/ miss jc I just can't help my immaturity.

Love you people....kb
Hey...mamalishey, come up here and be weird w/ us.

P.S. Miss JC is correcting my grammar, punctuation and word choices...I won't let her mess with my page b/c I'm seriously high on life right now and don't care enough to change nuthin. (she just rolled her eyes)

5 comments:

morewineplease said...

this is really really funny... The thought of you cooking queso while driving, has me rolling... I dont know of these fancy outlets in minivans.... Talk about multi-tasking.

Sasha said...

Oh no- so sorry about your day! Cooking queso in the van! Loves it! Wish the 04 Odyssey had an outlet like that!

Mamalicious said...

I really think the Occifer of the Law should have taken the nachos that you offered and not given you a lil ticket. NO FAIR. Did you tell him that it wasn't fair?

I'm so sorry you ran over a cat. Wow, I know that hurt you right inside of your heart.

My mom saw your blog and she said that you had nice cleav.

I spilled water in my cleav today. I had a wet t shirt contest at work.

Holly

Kacey R. said...

This is all so bad that it is funny. I feel horrible for laughing but Oh my goodness...you couldn't have made this one up. I'm sorry you had such a rough time. And a ticket to boot? Good grief man take the nachos and leave her alone!

Lacy Rose said...

Oh the possibilities that you just created for me!
I have an 07 toyota matrix that has an outlet. I normally just use it to charge my phone with the wall charger. OH not anymore.
Tomorrow while I am running my errands I will have a roast cookin in the passenger seat. LOL.
nice work!